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A Lazy Day in Dusseldorf


This weekend, fate, and my boss, did me a solid, I had both Saturday and Sunday off of work.  Two whole days spent hanging out completely sans-power plant in Germany.  On Saturday, Ms. Müller and I took off to spend a few hours in Dusseldorf.  The little area in which I spend the vast majority of my time out here is right between Dusseldorf and Cologne.  I’ve been to Cologne a bunch of times, but I’d only been to Dussledorf once, and I’ll be honest, I had a fair amount to drink that night, so I’m not really sure if it even counted…

So we drove from Bergheim to Grevenbroich, and then took the train into the city.  There we spent a few hours walking around, getting some food, strolling along the Rhine, and I did my best to wear out Ms. Müller’s patience by stopping every two seconds to take pictures.  If you feel so compelled, come along on our little stroll.

Switching trains in Neuss.

The monster train station in Dusseldorf…

Best.

Jogger.

Ever. Some of my friends have astutely observed that this dude looks a shitload like Rod Stewart.

Like this. No clue what any of it is, I never, ever do.

The canals that run through town. Pretty stuff.

Artsy still-life crap.

Stereotypes are funny.

Dude on the right is actually one of the friendlier Germans I’ve encountered.

Foreign languages can be pretty funny too.

This dude insisted that I take his picture. So I did. Then I published it.  Joke’s on him.

We stopped here and got some falafel…

Don’t think this guy’s going anywhere for a while.

The stoop where all the cool kids hang out…

It’s a stoop with a view…

And coal barges on the Rhine. Pretty good chance I’ve worked on the boiler for which this is destined.

That’s all for this evening.  The rest of our day in Dusseldorf will be coming soon…

-B. Littleton

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The Sights of Carnival in Koln – Part 3


Well, here they are.  The last of the pictures from the crazy Carnival festivities in Koln.

So all these porta-shitters were turned so the doors faced inside so no one could use them. Glendo took it upon himself to rotate a porta-shitter so he could get in and take a leak. I like where his head was at, but unfortunately the German police didn't, and tried to turn the porta-shitter back around while Glen was still inside of it. Glen is totally inside that Toi Toi dude is pushing on.

Angerfist. Hard Core. Bitch.

Koln is such a gorgeous backdrop for all crazy shenanigans.

For whatever reason a lot of dudes wanted to kiss Glen. Just sayin'.

Alright, I'm normally all for a passionate kiss in the streets. But come on. That actually looks painful. Maybe he's trying to feed her or something.

I guess LARPing is alive and well in Germany.

I don't care how many times I've seen this place, it's still astonishingly beautiful.

Unreal.

The train station.

And finally, on our way home.

So that was our little adventure to Koln for Carnival.  It was a nice little break from the monotony of power plants and lasers.  Hope you enjoyed the pictures.

Also, a big thanks to Maxine, our awesome bartender who was kind enough to be our guide for this trip.  Without her help, I seriously doubt we would’ve made it past the train station.

-B. Littleton

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The Sights of Carnival in Koln – Part 2


A few more images of our Carnival outing to Cologne…

Buch of Jesuses (Jesusi? What's the plural of Jesus??) outside the Dom.

Cute little airdale puppy.

The Jesuses again. They were doing the little human hallway thing and having people run through it.

Somehow, in my drunken revelry I managed to take some of my favorite pictures of the Dom during this little excursion.

I'm pissed about the scaffolding. Someone needs to tell the Germans to stop maintaining this beautiful antiquity so I can get a clean picture. Selfish bastards.

I like this. The girls on the left are looking at pictures they've taken, and in the background someone in a clown costume is getting loaded into an ambulance.

Ok, probably a few too many pictures of the Dom, but I'm ok with that.

Wandering the narrow, cobblestone downtown streets.

Ahh yes, a drunken fight between a dude dressed as a chick and a chick dressed as the devil.

Old people dancing in the street.

And finally, Glendo making more friends. Everyone loves Glen. Also, I'm a fan of the dude with the drawn-on mustache giving me the stink-eye in the background. Not sure what I did to him...

Our day in Koln is winding down.  One last batch of pictures coming soon…

-B. Littleton

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