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A Lazy Day in Dusseldorf


This weekend, fate, and my boss, did me a solid, I had both Saturday and Sunday off of work.  Two whole days spent hanging out completely sans-power plant in Germany.  On Saturday, Ms. Müller and I took off to spend a few hours in Dusseldorf.  The little area in which I spend the vast majority of my time out here is right between Dusseldorf and Cologne.  I’ve been to Cologne a bunch of times, but I’d only been to Dussledorf once, and I’ll be honest, I had a fair amount to drink that night, so I’m not really sure if it even counted…

So we drove from Bergheim to Grevenbroich, and then took the train into the city.  There we spent a few hours walking around, getting some food, strolling along the Rhine, and I did my best to wear out Ms. Müller’s patience by stopping every two seconds to take pictures.  If you feel so compelled, come along on our little stroll.

Switching trains in Neuss.

The monster train station in Dusseldorf…

Best.

Jogger.

Ever. Some of my friends have astutely observed that this dude looks a shitload like Rod Stewart.

Like this. No clue what any of it is, I never, ever do.

The canals that run through town. Pretty stuff.

Artsy still-life crap.

Stereotypes are funny.

Dude on the right is actually one of the friendlier Germans I’ve encountered.

Foreign languages can be pretty funny too.

This dude insisted that I take his picture. So I did. Then I published it.  Joke’s on him.

We stopped here and got some falafel…

Don’t think this guy’s going anywhere for a while.

The stoop where all the cool kids hang out…

It’s a stoop with a view…

And coal barges on the Rhine. Pretty good chance I’ve worked on the boiler for which this is destined.

That’s all for this evening.  The rest of our day in Dusseldorf will be coming soon…

-B. Littleton

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An Evening Stroll in Elsdorf


As I told you, on Saturday night I went and visited Ms. Müller’s little village, Elsdorf.  Now as I found out when I punched the place into my GPS, there’s about 15 Elsdorfs in Germany…  We’re in this one:

Elsdorf, Rhein-Erft-Kreis, Germany.

It was a pretty little place.  Really tiny, really quiet, and quite agrarian.  We took a stroll through town, which took maybe 20 minutes, and I bet 15 minutes of that consisted of my taking pictures.

It was nice to get an opportunity to get off the beaten path a bit, and actually check out the German countryside for a change.  Beat the hell out of a power plant, and the company wasn’t bad either…  Have a look.

“Main Strasse” Ok, not really what it’s called, but it was pretty much the only street in town, so I guess that makes it main street…

Cute little park.

The omnipresent church steeple. Every town in Germany has one, regardless of its size… The house in the foreground is 102 years older than the U.S., according to the house itself.

Not to be a stickler, but I believe they misspelled ‘soccer field.’

And we’re out of town now, maybe 3 minutes down the road from Ms. Müller’s house.

Apparently I don’t know what poisonous shit looks like out here… And I definitely knelt down in the German equivalent of poison ivy for this shot, so you’d best appreciate it.

I like this picture. In case you wanted my opinion.

Decent little sunset.

Wind turbines are everywhere out here.

Pretty. Like this one too.

And finally, Ms. Müller’s driveway at the end of our brief little walk…

And that’s all for this evening…  A guy’s got to sleep sometime.  Come back soon.

-B. Littleton

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What A Difference A Girl Makes


3 weeks.  I’m 3 weeks into my ninth trip out here to Germany (I definitely had to count the stamps in my passport to come up with that), and I’m a little surprised.  I’m surprised that I haven’t gone completely out of my mind yet, as are my parents, my co-workers, and even my boss.  The longest I’ve ever been out here was a bit over 3 weeks, but one week of that was vacation time.  I’ve been here since May 27th, and working since the 30th.  And what’s more, there is no end in sight.  At all.

And it’s been a touch on the warm side where I’ve been working…

I was sent out here to work on 7 lasery-measurey-thingies, and so far I’ve worked on all 7, but I still have outstanding work on 6 of the systems.  Sometime next week I’ll be receiving a technician care package; a shitload of new parts and some more equipment I’ll need.  Shit’s been breaking as fast as I can fix it, and I’ve found a ton of problems we didn’t plan for (hence the upcoming delivery).  In short, nothing new.  Just the standard kick-my-ass service call, only on more steroids than the 1988 East German Olympic team.  My educated guess is that I’ll be out here for at least another 2 weeks.

After work I look a little something like this…

There’s one notable difference, and there’s no doubt in my mind that it’s what’s keeping me going, and dare I say happy, during the current excursion.  This chick:

Ms. Müller, on our trip to Prague…

This weekend was amazing.  I worked a shitload this week.  6 days.  10 hours a day.  In a foreign country.  I should’ve been miserable.  I should be writing one of my trademark pessimistic I-hate-my-life posts right now.  But I’m not.

On Friday night, Ms. Müller met me at my hotel room right when I got home from work, and despite the coal-miner look I was rocking, she was still happy to see me, or at least pretended to be…  I cleaned up and we headed out to Best where we sat at the bar and she was patient enough to let me do my work emails and shit for the evening.  Then we played a few rounds of Schocken, some crazy German dice/drinking game, with her mother and her mother’s boyfriend before retiring to the room for some sleep…  Nothing special, but a surprisingly enjoyable evening.

I worked again on Saturday, after cleaning up I headed over to Elsdorf, the little village just outside Bergheim that Ms. Müller calls home.

A pretty, idyllic and incredibly quiet little place.  I’ll show you more before long.

I found this waiting for me:

Awww, she made me dinner…

A delicious vegan dinner no less. Now I thought that was an oxymoron, but it was damn good. Pasta with spinach, mushrooms and tomatoes in a white wine sauce. Nice work.

After dinner we curled up on the couch and watched Lost in Translation and drank a bottle of wine.  An aside, if you ever find yourself in love with a girl from another country, probably not the best movie to watch, it got pretty depressing there at the end…  But it was a positively delightful evening.  It’s hard to put into words how happy in made me to be taken care of like this…  This would have been an incredibly sweet gesture anywhere, but it was only amplified by the fact that I’m 5,000 miles from home.

Today we watched a couple more movies while I did 3 weeks worth of laundry, and now I’m sitting with her in her little bar (ok, her mother’s bar, sorry Diana) drinking a few beers, and in awe of the fact that this place is starting to feel a little bit like home.  And, in awe of the fact that I’m pretty ok with that.  And that’s some shit I promise you I never would have said a few short months ago.

So here’s to ya Ms. Müller.  Ich liebe dich.

-B. Littleton.

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